And now for something totally different.

Last night i couldnt sleep.. i dont know why. but i couldnt.. so at 3am i decided to send an email to someone.. i dont really know where my head was.. but the email turned out a bit weird.. and this was born.. i just couldnt resist posting it on here...lol


Once upon a time, in a galaxy far far away.. but not as far away as the far far far away galaxy.. lived a mouse called Keith.... Keith the mouse lived in a house.. Keith the mouse who lived in a house.. liked to drink whiskey.. Keith the mouse who lived in a house drank famous grouse... Keith the mouse who lived in the house and drank famous grouse.. also liked to eat cheese.
One day Keith the mouse who lived in a house, who drank famous grouse and ate cheese was taking a walk outside in his neighbourhood when he met Joachim the cat.. Joachim the cat was rather fat.. Joachim the cat who was rather fat. belonged to pat.. who was a door to door door salesman... that's right.. he sold doors.. poor doors.. but doors all the same.
So anyways.. Joachim the cat who was rather fat and belonged to pat decided he wanted to eat Keith the mouse who lived in a house and drank famous grouse and ate cheese.. so started chasing him.. into the park they went.. where it was dark.. but they could here the song of a lark.. in the park where it was dark.. where they saw a frog.. on a log.. the frog on the log went croak.. as the log broke when Joachim the fat cat ran across it while chasing Keith the mouse who lived in a house and drank famous grouse and ate cheese... but still the the song of the lark could be heard through the park which was dark.. along with the odd croak from the frog whose log broke.. cos of the cat.
They ran out of the park and into a field where a sheep went baa as they ran past the car that was travelling far.. to fast.
On and on they went.. through fields and wild fen travelling far and wide.. the cat chased the mouse who lived in a house and suddenly everything went wrong... the mouse did trip and broke both its hips and the cat smiled and said.. " ooh lovely.. dinner ".. but Keith the mouse who lived in the house wasn't finished yet.. he pulled out a gun said " i don't think so son.. and shot Joachim the cat in the knees..
Keith went back to his house.. drank more famous grouse and ate plenty and plenty of cheese.. and Joachim the cat got even more fat.. cos his legs were a mess.. so he sat on the mat and drank milk.. they all became friends and played all day long.. and even the frog was pleased.

THE END.

What i was thinking.. i've no idea..lol.

Roo